pattan: (Even if I ignore them they won't go away)
Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-09-11 09:38 pm

This can't be happening can it?

Oi...

Oi...this is a joke now, right?

Right?

This isn't really happening. 

You guys...you guys aren't cats right now, right?

The director didn't get drunk again and decide to make Nekotama actually happen, did he?

I'm going to wake up and this is all going to be a nightmare.

You won't be pawing at my feet. 

Or "Nyaaaing" or "Nyoooing."

Gin-san won't look like Garfield.

Katsura-san won't be chasing a beam of light across the room.

This isn't happening.

[identity profile] gintabby.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT THE ONE FUCKING NYAAAAAAING.

[identity profile] vespada.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
You have kittens?

Give! Give!

[identity profile] gintabby.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Don't lump me in with that unsanitary asshole.

[identity profile] catzura.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I will capture that beam of light, one day, nyao.

It is my destiny.

[identity profile] catzura.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Unsanitary? You have the nerve to call me unsanitary, after what you have done to my side of the litterbox?

[identity profile] gintabby.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
THEY'RE NYAAS AND NYOOS OF PAIN, SHINPACHI! PAIN!

[identity profile] catzura.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
What would you have me do? "Wan wan"?

[identity profile] gintabby.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT THE ONE GOING AROUND SHITTING ON CURSED CAT GRAVES. HOW DID YOU EVEN WIPE?! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

[identity profile] gintabby.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that how it goes? You'd better watch yourself tonight, Shinpachi-kun. Or you might just go to sleep and never wake up.

[identity profile] catzura.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
A samurai must be close to nature. Sometimes, even to wipe.

[identity profile] catzura.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
It is very warm on my adorably kitty face.

[identity profile] gintabby.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'd have you shut up. You're not allowed to nyaa or nyoo or talk anymore.

[identity profile] catzura.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Purr.

[identity profile] catzura.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
How can you even talk with all that scraggly white fur around your mouth?

You are like an old man's back.

[identity profile] gintabby.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I hope a worm was on the leaf you used to wipe your ass.

And I hope it crawled up there and then moved up to your brain and ate away at all the parts that controlled logic.

BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY FUCKING EXPLANATION FOR ANYTHING YOU DO.

[identity profile] traponreverse.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
...What?

[identity profile] vespada.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
You named them after your friends? That seems kinda stalkerish, Emopachi.

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