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[pattan]

G-GIN-SAN!! STOP THROWING THE FURNITURE AROUND SCREAMING BANKAI EVERY TEN MINUTES! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE EXCITED, OTOSE-SAN IS GOING TO COME UP HERE AND PUT A CIGARETTE OUT IN YOUR EYE IF YOU DON'T STOP!

AND STOP REFERRING TO THE YOROZUYA AS DIVISION 11 HEADQUARTERS!! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET ANY WORK LIKE THAT?!

A-Ah, as for the rest of you, I am Shimura Shinpachi of the Gintama fandom.  Nice to meet you all.

Comments

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN BE MY SHIELD, SHINPACHI-KUN! WHEN SHE GOES FOR MY EYE, JUMP IN FRONT OF ME AND BLOCK IT WITH YOUR GLASSES!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

ALSO, I PURCHASED THIS FURNITURE AND IT IS MINE TO THROW! AND THROW IT I SHALL!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

BANKAI!

[pattan]

YOU'RE WRECKING THE ENTIRE PLACE!

[pattan]

YOU'RE IN THE WRONG SERIES!

[pattan]

MY GLASSES AREN'T SHIELDS!

AND DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WILL STOP HER?!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ALMOST THE SAME NAME AS ZARAKI-TAICHOU AND STILL BE SO HORRIBLY DULL?! WHY CAN'T YOU BE A KENPACHI?!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

IT WILL DETER HER! ONE POINT THREE SECONDS IS ALL I NEED TO ACTIVATE MY BANKAI!

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

YOUR TEXT BROKE MY FUCKING FRIENDS PAGE.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

PERHAPS IF YOUR FRIENDS PAGE SUPPORTED THE 11TH DIVISION, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

BEGONE, YOU LAME FOURTH-DIVISION WEAKLING!

[chintama.livejournal.com]

SOME DAY I'LL HAVE LARGE BREASTS LIKE RANGIKU.

[pattan]

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR ACTUALLY TRYING TO WORK FOR A LIVING!!

[pattan]

YOU DON'T HAVE A DAMN BANKAI!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

IN YOUR DREAMS.

[chintama.livejournal.com]

SHIPACHI, SADAHARU NEEDS TO POOP.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

I AM REVOKING YOUR -PACHI STATUS!

[pattan]

Sorry, about that.

[chintama.livejournal.com]

GIN-CHAN

GIN-CHAN

THEY'RE GROWING ALREADY, YUP!

LOOK!!

[pattan]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN THINKING ABOUT THAT AT YOUR AGE?!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

NO, KAGURA, NO! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME ARRESTED FOR CHILD ABUSE?!

[pattan]

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE!!

[pattan]

THEN TAKE CARE OF HIM YOURSELF!!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

SHINPACHIIIIIIII! KAGURA IS ATTEMPTING TO TAKE OVER THE YOROZUYA BY HAVING ME ARRESTED FOR CHILD MOLESTATION! I'M COUNTING ON YOU TO BAIL ME OUT!

[pattan]

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! MAKE SENSE!