YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

[pattan]

Gin-san?

WHY IS THERE NOTHING BUT BOXES CAKE MIX IN THE YOROZUYA?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE DAMN FOOD?!

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE CAKES. WHAT'S THE SENSE IN THAT?!

Comments

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

What do you do with the photobooks.

[pattan]

I look at them.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

That is not very productive.

[pattan]

I DO IT IN MY FREE TIME!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

All of your time is free. You have never been paid.

[pattan]

DON'T REMIND ME!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

My apologies. I will keep your failure to attain livelihood and thus manhood to myself.

[pattan]

I WORK HARD! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT GIN-SAN JUST DOESN'T PAY ME!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Think of your pay as



a dust mote, floating away in the breeze.

[pattan]

YOU'RE DOING THIS TO INTENTIONALLY PISS ME OFF, AREN'T YOU.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Think of your pay as


the number of fortunes in a fortune cookie that tell a true fortune.

[pattan]

You're making less and less sense, yet still somehow managing to piss me off.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Think of your pay as


the number of times Sadaharu-san urinates outside instead of inside.

[pattan]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[pattan]

Why do you always bring up my pay anyway?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I see promise in you.

[pattan]

What does my pay have to do with that?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah, do not mind me.

[pattan]

What did you mean, Katsura-san?

You really think I have potential?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I do, Shinpachi-san.

[pattan]

Wow...thanks, Katsura-san!

1/3

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I ...believe in you, Shinpachi-san.

2/3

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I believe in your spirit, and dedication. I believe in your ability to overcome the odds, no matter how difficult the struggle becomes.

3/3

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Shinpachi-san!

Be the best garbage-picker you can be!