YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

[pattan]

Gin-san?

WHY IS THERE NOTHING BUT BOXES CAKE MIX IN THE YOROZUYA?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE DAMN FOOD?!

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE CAKES. WHAT'S THE SENSE IN THAT?!

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Elizabeth.

[pattan]

THAT'S NOT IMPARTIAL!

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Are you calling my dear Elizabeth dishonest.

[pattan]

SHE'S FAVOR YOU! SHE TOTALLY WILL!

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Do not be silly.

[pattan]

I'M NOT BEING SILLY!

I wonder if we can find Hasegawa-san and ask him.

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Ah, he smells like homeless people.

[pattan]

That's because he pretty much is.

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He will give favour to Gintoki.

[pattan]

Otose-san?

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Venerable grandmother smells of venerable grandmother.

[pattan]

She's not the one being judged, you know.

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I have a sensitive nose.

[pattan]

YOUR NOSE ISN'T GOING TO BE SINGING.

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The distraction could affect my performance.

[pattan]

There has to be someone who will judge impartially...

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Gintoki?

[pattan]

Someone who would pay attention long enough to judge.

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Sadaharu-san?

[pattan]

HOW COULD A GIANT DOG JUDGE US IN ANYTHING?!

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Ah, you are right. I forget that Sadaharu-san is not as intelligent as my Elizabeth.

[pattan]

THAT'S STILL NOT THE POINT!

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Is the point that Elizabeth has a greater attention span and is less inclined to defecate on furniture?

[pattan]

NO!

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER AT ALL!

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Oh.

I did not mean to make you jealous.