YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

[pattan]

Gin-san?

WHY IS THERE NOTHING BUT BOXES CAKE MIX IN THE YOROZUYA?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE DAMN FOOD?!

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE CAKES. WHAT'S THE SENSE IN THAT?!

Comments

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Ve... I don't know how to explain it... Uhhhmm... let's say there's a beautiful woman sitting at a bar! You and me would go up to her, and I'd strike up a conversation and ask if we can both sit with her. Then, when everyone is comfortable, I pretend to leave to go to the bathroom, so you can talk to her by yourself! Without having to worry about breaking the ice!

O-Okay...

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

By myself?

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's scary for you, I could always come back and help you out a bit.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I am a samurai. I am not scared of a woman.

If you come back, your lie about needing the restroom will be exposed.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Good! They're only scary if you make them angry!

I'll really go to the bathroom then! So you'll only be alone for a few minutes!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

...I will bring my sword. And perhaps some grenades.

What if you do not have to go.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

djksfkdjsfljsdkljsdkljf No!!! No sword!!! And no grenades!!!

Then I'll go buy us food!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

A man of bushido is never is without his sword. ...Why not.

Will the woman not think us gluttonous?

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

But it's scary!!! You could hurt someone! Or everyone!!!

Not if we all share! Sharing a big meal is good!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

A good offense is the best defense!

What if they are not hungry? What if they are allergic to the food you procure?

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

kjldsjkfskjlfkls Nobody will be attacking!!!

That's why you ask what she'd like, and let her choose.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

That is not how you win a war of the sexes!

What if I don't like what she chooses.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Y-yes it is! You win with love! Lots of love!

You give it to me!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah, but. I. That is. One meeting is hardly... ah.

But then I will be hungry and my stomach will make socially awkward noises.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Ve~ All Katsura has to do is smile and be happy and kind! That's how yo win!

Then order more than one dish, and offer some of yours.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

That is not my character.

What if she gets diarrhea.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Just a little smile!

Then you rub her back and offer some ginger ale!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

...like this?

I don't want to be near someone with diarrhea.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

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[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

...

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

...too scary...

Oh! Oh! Maybe Katsura can try dating a German woman!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I would prefer a Japanese woman.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

But German women are scary, too!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

...Why would I want to converse with a scary woman.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

It would be a perfect match!

Like pasta with even more pasta!