YOUR TIME HAS COME, KATSURA-SAN

[pattan]

Mr. Miles Edgeworth!

It has come to my attention that you recently joined the many of us here at Brawl and I wish to ask you a favor!

It's well known that you are the best prosecutor there is and I seek your aid in prosecuting a known terrorist and leader of the rebel faction, Katsura Kotarou!

Not only that, but he has slandered my name at every turn!

I'll do whatever I can to pay you. and do whatever I can in order to aid in bringing him to justice!

I also know that you are a great fan of tea.  I am prepared to supply with the best tea I can afford upon request!

Comments

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Edgeworth-san will never take your case.

[pattan]

WE'LL SEE!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

See or pee.

[pattan]

SEE.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I don't want to see you pee.

[pattan]

I DON'T WANT YOU TO EITHER!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Please do not use reverse-psychology in this matter.

[pattan]

IT'S NOT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!

I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[pattan]

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

I DON'T!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[pattan]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Would a "DONDAKE" be appropriate here?

[pattan]

NO!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I will never get it right.

[pattan]

Because you're not the straight man!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

So you are saying I should be the funny man on my spin-off?

[pattan]

YOU'RE NOT GETTING A SPIN OFF!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I can be zany enough...

[pattan]

You're plenty zany.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah, you think? Thank you, Shinpachi-san.

[pattan]

THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I did not know you needed me to compliment you. Are you feeling down today, Shinpachi-san?

[pattan]

I DON'T NEED COMPLIMENTS FROM YOU!!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

If you are sure.