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Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-05-08 08:12 pm

YOUR TIME HAS COME, KATSURA-SAN

Mr. Miles Edgeworth!

It has come to my attention that you recently joined the many of us here at Brawl and I wish to ask you a favor!

It's well known that you are the best prosecutor there is and I seek your aid in prosecuting a known terrorist and leader of the rebel faction, Katsura Kotarou!

Not only that, but he has slandered my name at every turn!

I'll do whatever I can to pay you. and do whatever I can in order to aid in bringing him to justice!

I also know that you are a great fan of tea.  I am prepared to supply with the best tea I can afford upon request!

[identity profile] hailamericaaa.livejournal.com 2009-05-09 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think so! I'm Alfred F. Jones - the Untied States of America!

So where is he? Iraq? Pakistan? Afghanistan?

[identity profile] hailamericaaa.livejournal.com 2009-05-09 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't think we had secret overseas detainment centers in Japan.

[identity profile] hailamericaaa.livejournal.com 2009-05-09 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well I didn't think we did. And normally I'm pretty good about where we stash terrorists.

Sometimes.

[identity profile] hailamericaaa.livejournal.com 2009-05-09 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE NOT! They're just misplaced!