YOUR TIME HAS COME, KATSURA-SAN

[pattan]

Mr. Miles Edgeworth!

It has come to my attention that you recently joined the many of us here at Brawl and I wish to ask you a favor!

It's well known that you are the best prosecutor there is and I seek your aid in prosecuting a known terrorist and leader of the rebel faction, Katsura Kotarou!

Not only that, but he has slandered my name at every turn!

I'll do whatever I can to pay you. and do whatever I can in order to aid in bringing him to justice!

I also know that you are a great fan of tea.  I am prepared to supply with the best tea I can afford upon request!

Comments

[pattan]

S-SOME WHAT?!

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Parmesan.

[pattan]

...Please don't let that be Italian innuendo for something.

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Ve... Now I'm hungry. Parmesan crusted chicken sounds good... ve... with some mozzarella... and pasta.

Oh! And calamari! And Wine!

Ve, do you want to share some wine, Shinpachi?

[pattan]

Is he trying to get me drunk?!

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DON'ATA DDO IT

DRINKWIG IS BAD

[pattan]

YES, I KNOW. YOU'RE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE.

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Ve, Shinpachi? Am I hugging too hard?

PANIC MODE GO

[pattan]

NO!

YES!


...WHY?!

AND HE JUST DRAPED HIMSELF ON SHINPACHI'S BACK. 8D PIGGY BACK!!!

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Ve, this should be better, then!

OH MY GOD

[pattan]

IS HE TRYING TO MOUNT ME?!?!?!?!

SAAAAAGGGGGG....

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Ve, Shinpachi, you're really tiny!

NOW HE'S GETTING DEFENSIVE

[pattan]

JUST WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?!

DON'T LOOK THERE!

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Ve... but you're strong! Piggy back ride?

[pattan]

DAMN RIGHT I'M STRONG!

I'M NOT EVEN BENT OVER!

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Ve, like a horse? We should play cowboy!

[pattan]

Like a bucking bronco?

Do you want to see how long you can ride?

[pattan]

Wait...

/GIRL SCREAM

[pattan]

I TAKE THAT BACK! I DON'T MEAN THAT!

PRETEND I NEVER SAID THAT!

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So... you don't want to play? Ve.

[pattan]

I DON'T WANT TO BE RIDDEN INTO THE SUNSET!

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Shane...?

Shane....?!

SHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNEEEEEEE...!!!

Ve.

[pattan]

FISSION MAILED.

FISSION MAILED.

YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME THIS EASILY!


OR AT ALL!

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Ve, Shinpachi...

...my toes are touching the ground. Pick me up more? Please?

/SIGHS AND PICKS HIM UP HIGHER

[pattan]