YOUR TIME HAS COME, KATSURA-SAN

[pattan]

Mr. Miles Edgeworth!

It has come to my attention that you recently joined the many of us here at Brawl and I wish to ask you a favor!

It's well known that you are the best prosecutor there is and I seek your aid in prosecuting a known terrorist and leader of the rebel faction, Katsura Kotarou!

Not only that, but he has slandered my name at every turn!

I'll do whatever I can to pay you. and do whatever I can in order to aid in bringing him to justice!

I also know that you are a great fan of tea.  I am prepared to supply with the best tea I can afford upon request!

Comments

[pattan]

STOP WITH THAT LOOK!

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WOKE UP IN BED WITH GIN-SAN!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

That never happened.

[pattan]

YES IT DID!

I WALKED IN ON YOU BOTH!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[pattan]

NO, OF COURSE NOT!

YOU CAN'T GIVE ME CRAP ANYMORE AFTER WHAT I SAW!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

You didn't see anything.

[pattan]

I SAW YOU WAKING UP ON TOP OF GIN-SAN.

IN BED.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

...

[pattan]

THAT'S RIGHT!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

War nightmare.

[pattan]

Sure it was.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Are you mocking the bloodshed we suffered for your ungrateful generation.

[pattan]

I...no.

But I don't think it was a war memory.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Why not.

[pattan]

You don't blush during a war memory.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it was an embarrassing defeat.

[pattan]

That would only make you hang your head in shame.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I have a stiff neck.

[pattan]

I don't think you do.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ow. I slept on it funny.

[pattan]

That still doesn't explain the blushing.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Poor circulation due to war injury.

[pattan]

THE ONLY THING THAT EXPLAINS IS HOW LITTLE BLOOD GETS TO YOUR DAMN BRAIN!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

It is all in my brain.

[pattan]

What brain.