ATTENTION EVERYONE!

[pattan]

Um.  Th-Thank you and good day!  I'd like to take this time to welcome you all to the new semester.

Also, thank you all for voting me in as class president!  I promise you that I won't let you down!  Don't be afraid to come to me with any problems you might have.  I know that if we all work hard, and study hard, we'll have an amazing semester!

(ooc: From here on in, I'll be using gotonly8votes  to comment.  LET'S DO THIS!)

Comments

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with the school government! And if there is, I'll change it!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

If you truly wish to make a difference, you should join the Joui. It is an underground anti-school faction.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I'm the president! I can't join an anti-school faction!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

You could be a double agent. Ah, like James Bond.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

No! I just want to make this school a better place for everyone!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

As do I.

We should work on getting all the teachers fired.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

W-WHAT?! WHAT GOOD WILL THAT DO?! WE NEED PROFESSORS!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

Incorrect. That is what they want you to believe, Shinpachi-kun.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHAT ANYONE WITH COMMON SENSE BELIEVES, KATSURA-SENPAI!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

School would be a much happier environment without the teachers.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Because then we'd have no work to do. That completely defeats the purpose OF a school.

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

A new purpose must be instilled. One that does not involve algebra.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Like it or not, you have to learn these things, Katsura-senpai!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

Ah...

No.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

YES! IT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

It is optional. My roommate has not even shown up yet.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Your roommate? What room are you in?

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

#3 in the North Wing.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

N-North Wing...

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

#3?!?!?!?!

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I'M YOUR ROOMMATE?!?!?!?

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

Ah... I always have the worst luck...

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!

I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS UP WITH THE PINCIPAL ASAP!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

He is a psychotic dictator. He will not hear our pleas.