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Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-08-11 03:27 am

Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten

Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.

Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.

“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”
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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”

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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”

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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"

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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”

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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”

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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”

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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”

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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”

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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan.  Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom.  I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.


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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.

*sobbu*

*sobbu*

;;o;;”


I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary.  It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain.  I am just a pair of glasses.

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Shinpachi-kun, this is very rude.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TYPED IT UP! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! MY JOURNAL DOESN'T SAY ANY OF THAT! IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE ME!

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds exactly like the sort of person who would drop an innocent plushie out a window to me.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
YOU RUINED MY SOCIAL LIFE OVER A STUPID STUFFED FOX!?!?!?!

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Your hug pillow will forgive you. This, I know in my heart.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE!

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
No, it is not. You should likely seek help for your hug-pillow dependency, Shinpachi-kun.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S NOT A DEPENDENCY! AND I MEANT THIS POST!

I'M GOING TO TAKE IT DOWN!

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
You have regrets about coming clean, Shinpachi-kun? I suppose you have never been very honest.

It would be bad if you typed your password incorrectly. Or if you thought it was something else entirely.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
YOU POSTED THIS IN MY PLACE! NONE OF IT IS TRUE!!!

YOU CHANGED MY PASSWORD?!?!?!

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... that is a very serious accusation.

[identity profile] feistyflowright.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sorry Katsura~! I didn't mean to forget the stickers.

I'll remember to put a whole bunch on your next assignment~!!!

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good, now you listen to me.

[identity profile] feistyflowright.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I've always listened! It was just hard to tell what was said amidst the yelling.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
So you completely missed the part where Katsura-senpai had all of my belongings carried out of the room and set on fire on the field because I was yelling it?

[identity profile] feistyflowright.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
No, I heard bits and pieces.

Have you spoken with the principal yet?

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
He said "tough it's still your room."

[identity profile] feistyflowright.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Shinpachi...Would you like to switch out of that room~? I'm sure I could a spare room for you.

Assuming Mr.Goetia hasn't destroyed it yet

[identity profile] feistyflowright.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. You know, the Janitor? Barbatos Goetia.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
He used me to mop up puke.

[identity profile] feistyflowright.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
What!? Why didn't you inform anyone earlier?