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Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten
Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.
Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.
“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”
“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”
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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”
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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"
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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”
“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”
“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”
“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”
“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”
“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan. Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom. I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”
“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.
*sobbu*
*sobbu*
;;o;;”
I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary. It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain. I am just a pair of glasses.
Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.
“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”
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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”
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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”
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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"
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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”
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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”
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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”
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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”
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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”
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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan. Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom. I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”
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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.
*sobbu*
*sobbu*
;;o;;”
I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary. It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain. I am just a pair of glasses.
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/Walks to courtyard with his sword
/ALREADY WITH HIS BOKUTO IN PROPER STANCE
/Lunges forward rapidly, leads into first strike
/Parries high, keeping footing
/Sidesteps left and leads into a few more attacks
/keeps pace, leaping to his right and taking one long step in to close the gap
/unsheaths second sword. Quickly swings while holding out his new blade for defence
/drops low and rolls to Leon's left, coming up and slicing up at the elbow with his bokuto
/Is hit, but redirects his sword in process. Counters with a slice from Chaltier on the left arm.
You are nothing in comparison.
/Parries just a little too late, a cut opening up on his arm as he rolls back into his stance.
/Casts grave, summoning some rock spikes from the ground, directed at Shinpachi
Grave!
/Backpeddling like mad, shorthopping and moving his feet, avoiding spikes without widening the gap
/uses free time to cast stone blast. Summons rocks instead now
/Runs forward through the rocks, shielding his face with his crossed arms, directly into Leon
/Puts both sword into an X position, defending himself from the kamakaze.
/Slams his bokuto right in the notch of the crossed blades to lock them
GET OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE! IF ACKNOWLEDGMENT IS ALL YOU WANT YOU'RE GETTING IT RIGHT THIS SECOND!
/Breaks from the lock by jumping over Shin. Lands with one knee, spinning and slicing back of knees
/tucks into a roll as soon as the lock is broken, rolls forward several paces, springing up quickly
/Has already shot forward at an alarming rate, both swords slashing horizontally
/Falls backwards onto his back as the swords sliash over him, kicking straight up afterwards
/Is kicked into air. Uses air time to release his Demon's Lance spell. Engulfing most of the area.
Demon's Lance ZERO!
((ooc: Attack looks like this. \o\))
/crosses arms and tucks knees up, taking the brunt of the attack
/Lands far away. Relaxed now.
/Kneeling, leaning on bokuto
/Contemplates healing Shin, but then decides not to and begins to walk away.
/Throws one of the many rocks scattered around at Leon in an act of defiance
/Is hit. Brushes it off. Keeps walking until he is gone.
/Holds cut up arm
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