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Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-08-11 03:27 am

Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten

Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.

Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.

“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”
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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”

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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”

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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"

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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”

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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”

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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”

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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”

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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”

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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan.  Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom.  I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.


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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.

*sobbu*

*sobbu*

;;o;;”


I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary.  It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain.  I am just a pair of glasses.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, that's pretty good conditioner actually.

Nope, not at all! I'm a bit of a night owl anyway~.

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's my second favourite.

Ah, me too. You're a very good tutor. I had fun.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
What's your favorite then?

Haha, thanks! I try my best! And I had fun too~. Makes learning easier I think.

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Gardenia Garden Blend.

Are you going to prom, Taiwan-chan?

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooooooh, very excellent choice!

I am~! Although not with anyone as of now. What about yoooou?

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
You use it as well? It's really refreshing.

I have not decided. Only two misguided boys have asked me to go, which is nice, as that is always awkward. Ah...I may attend this year just to see what it is like.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I do! It works very well~!

No one's really asked me yet either, but it should be fun! You should go anyway! If anything, you get free food~! ♥

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Uwah. You can tell.

That is true.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I think it does wonders with long hair~.

And I'm sure if you wanted, you could dance, too~!

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
You have the nicest hair out of all the girls in our year, Taiwan-chan.

I don't know how.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, thank you, Katsura! I certainly try to take care of it. ♥

It's really easy~! You'll do fine, I promise!

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
It shows.

Oh. I don't know...

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to hear that!

Well what reasons do you have to not go?

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... I could play video games instead. Or read. Or put fireworks in demon king Rahm's car.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Orrrr you could go to prom and have fun~!

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
...Do you want me to go to prom, Taiwan-chan?

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...Okay. I will go to prom with you.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, okay! Hong Kong's going too. You guys can sit and stare at everyone together or something.

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