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Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-08-11 03:27 am

Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten

Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.

Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.

“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”
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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”

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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”

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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"

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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”

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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”

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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”

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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”

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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”

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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan.  Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom.  I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.


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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.

*sobbu*

*sobbu*

;;o;;”


I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary.  It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain.  I am just a pair of glasses.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well...maybe. I don't know.


I might not go, my sister might have plans to do something with me for my birthday.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell are you talking about! She wouldn't miss my birthday! She's the only one who ever remembers!

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... that's right...

Your mail is here, Shinpachi-kun.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
...


YOU WENT THROUGH MY MAIL?!

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know who Shimura was.

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
There was also a package but men in HazMat suits took it away.

[identity profile] shutupsensei.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
It smelled like burnt cat vomit.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
,,,



That sounds about right.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Waaaait, it's your birthday??

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
I had no ideaaaaaaa!

Happy Early Birthday!

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha...no one did.

Thank you! So, I'm sure my sister is going to be coming to do something for my birthday.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well nobody told me or said anything!

You're welcome! Awww, well, if you can, you should still go!

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Usually people don't say anything when I bring it up, so I just stopped.

Katsura-senpai is saying that she's not coming now. I think he's just messing with me.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well I know now, so I won't forget~!

Can't you ask her yourself and find out for sure?

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
...Katsura-senpai just gave me my mail.


Which he opened.

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:45 am (UTC)(link)


And she said she's not coming?

[identity profile] yuhina.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. I'm sorry Shinpachi.

[identity profile] gotonly8votes.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I-It's alright! No problems here!

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