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Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten
Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.
Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.
“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”
“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”
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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”
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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"
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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”
“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”
“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”
“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”
“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”
“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan. Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom. I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”
“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.
*sobbu*
*sobbu*
;;o;;”
I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary. It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain. I am just a pair of glasses.
Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.
“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”
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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”
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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”
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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"
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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”
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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”
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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”
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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”
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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”
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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan. Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom. I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”
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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.
*sobbu*
*sobbu*
;;o;;”
I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary. It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain. I am just a pair of glasses.
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Isn't finding a date tonight... a little short notice?
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But I think...someone wants to go with me. But I'm not sure.
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Do you want to go with her, too?
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I wouldn't mind. It beats staying home alone on your birthday.
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Oh, tomorrow is your birthday?
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Y-Yeah.
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How old will you be?
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Seventeen.
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I'm not used to anyone...well.
Caring about my birthday.
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The cake she sent me this year got confiscated by a HazMat team.
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Hazmat team? Really??
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She burns things so badly, I'm positive that radiation is somehow involved.
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Maybe she should take some cooking classes...
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She'd kill anyone who mentioned it. She thinks she's an amazing cook.
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Does she eat her own cooking?
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Not that I've seen. She lives mostly off of Bargain Dash ice cream.
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I guess that explains why she thinks she's amazing, then.
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Her cooking has brought grown men to their knees in agony.
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That's...kind of impressive, actually.
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Just pray you never have to try it.
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Haha! I have a pretty tough stomach though.