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[pattan]

I'd like to apologize to everyone in regards to my first post. I didn't mean to give you all the impression that all of my posts are going to be so big as to destroy your friends pages.

Katsura-san, did you know that Elizabeth is very popular? I found some fanart of her.



Maybe now you'll think of making sure I get invited to the annual Jump Christmas Party! THE SAME GOES FOR YOU, GIN-SAN! HOW COULD YOU?!

OOOH! And Otsuu-chan's new CD gets released this week! Gin-san, I'll be camping out with her cheering section at the release party so you'll have to fend for yourselves for awhile.  I've been waiting for this for months.

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WHY IS EVERYONE CLAPPING AND SAYING CONGRATULATIONS TO ME?!

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[mayoniac.livejournal.com]

Oi, Yorozuya.


So you poisoned Luigi?

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Did I what?

[pattan]

Luigi?



Gin-san, did you poison someone?!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Think about this for a second! How could I poison pixels?!

[pattan]

He's not just pixels!

Maybe he was referring to John Leguizamo from the movie!



GIN-SAN, DID YOU POISON JOHN LEGUIZAMO?!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

NO! NO, JOHN LEGUIZAMO HAS MUCH MORE REFINED TASTE THAN TO EAT A MAYORA SPECIAL!

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

[pattan]

IS HE EVEN DEAD?!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

M-MAYBE HE'S JUST S-S-S-S-SICK!

MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO LATE!



YES, THAT'S IT, HE'S JUST -- AHAHA, HE'S JUST SICK! FOR SOME -- SOME UNEXPLAINABLE REASON THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MYSELF OR MAYORA!


M-M-MAYBE HE ATE SOME BAD PIXELS!

[pattan]

DID YOU WHACK JOHN LEGUIZAMO?!

GIN-SAN, HOW COULD YOU?! THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE MARIO BROS MOVIE!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

W-w-while I find a t-t-t-t-time m-m-machine...

[pattan]

THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!!

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! YOU KILLED JOHN LEGUIZAMO, GIN-SAN!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

NO! No, Shinpachi, this isn't the end! I'll risk my life and go to Soul Society to retrieve him! With Urahara-san's help, there's no way we can fail!

[pattan]

YOU THINK THEY'LL LET YOU IN THERE AFTER YOUR NOSE BLED ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM MATSUMOTO-FUFKUTAICHOU?!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

I BLED SO MUCH I NEARLY DIED! I'M ONE STEP CLOSER!

[mayoniac.livejournal.com]

LUIGI, you ass! You poisoned him and disguised it as a Hijikata Special! I got kicked out of the Toadstool Nation Club because of you!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Hate to break this to you, Mayora, but the Hijikata Specials don't need poisoned. They're lethal as it is.

[mayoniac.livejournal.com]

What was that? If you find them lethal, there clearly is something wrong with your stomach.


Why don't I rip it out and check for you?

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Pass. Unlike you I actually like my stomach.

Plus I think just looking is enough to determine that it's not made of corroded steel and acid like yours must be.

[mayoniac.livejournal.com]

....Now I really insist.


Let's arrange a time to do this.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, you know how it is.

Running your own business. Gets busy. Not sure when I'll have the time.

[pattan]

You have plenty of time, Gin-san.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

GEE, I'M SORRY, IS THIS TIME YOU SPEAK OF BEFORE OR AFTER THIS MISSION TO SAVE JOHN LEGUIZAMO?!


DO YOU WANT A MARIO BROS SEQUEL OR NOT?!

[pattan]

WHAT MISSION?!


OF COURSE I WANT A SEQUEL! WHO WOULDN'T?!


CAN WE REALLY SAVE HIM, GIN SAN?!

[mayoniac.livejournal.com]

You killed John Leguizamo too?!