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[pattan]

I'd like to apologize to everyone in regards to my first post. I didn't mean to give you all the impression that all of my posts are going to be so big as to destroy your friends pages.

Katsura-san, did you know that Elizabeth is very popular? I found some fanart of her.



Maybe now you'll think of making sure I get invited to the annual Jump Christmas Party! THE SAME GOES FOR YOU, GIN-SAN! HOW COULD YOU?!

OOOH! And Otsuu-chan's new CD gets released this week! Gin-san, I'll be camping out with her cheering section at the release party so you'll have to fend for yourselves for awhile.  I've been waiting for this for months.

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WHY IS EVERYONE CLAPPING AND SAYING CONGRATULATIONS TO ME?!

Comments

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing as Soul Society.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

And that's why you'll never achieve bankai.

[pattan]

DON'T TALK LIKE YOU'VE ACHIEVED IT YOURSELF!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Yes, but at least I'm taking positive steps to achieve said bankai.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Throwing chairs and screaming 'BANKAAAAAAI' is not taking positive steps towards anything.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

I don't listen to the words of nonbelievers.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I don't listen to the words of idiots.

So we should stop talking.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Zura, if you don't listen to the words of idiots, that means you don't listen to yourself talk.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

And suddenly the world makes a lot more sense.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

When you scream 'BANKAAAAI' you sound like a pre-pubescent girl with a crush on Renji-san.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

You look like a pre-pubescent girl.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

You are a pre-pubescent girl.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

If I were a girl, I'd be damn adorable. Now you, on the other hand. Any suitors you may have had would run away screaming when they saw your face.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Zurako doujins are more popular than Paako doujins.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

It's because I'm not really a girl.

Now you, on the other hand...

[pattan]

Why do you know that, Katsura-san...

[pattan]

SEE?! KATSURA-SAN AGREES!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Agrees with what!? There's nothing in your statement worth agreeing to!

[pattan]

THAT THROWING THE FURNITURE AROUND AND SCREAMING "BANKAI" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN YOU'RE WORKING TOWARDS A BANKAI!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO SOUL SOCIETY!

[pattan]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO SOUL SOCIETY TO GET JOHN LEGUIZAMO, REMEMBER?!

WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU?! ACHIEVING BANKAI OR SUPER MARIO BROS 2!?

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

AND WHO'S TO SAY I CAN'T DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME?!

[pattan]

BEING ABLE TO DO BOTH WOULD GIVE YOU AN UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF POWER FOR NO REASON!

DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE UCHIHA SASUKE?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GIN-SAN?!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Maybe then Sorachi would love me like Kishimoto-sensei loves Sasuke.

[pattan]

Do you really want that kind of love?