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[pattan]

I'd like to apologize to everyone in regards to my first post. I didn't mean to give you all the impression that all of my posts are going to be so big as to destroy your friends pages.

Katsura-san, did you know that Elizabeth is very popular? I found some fanart of her.



Maybe now you'll think of making sure I get invited to the annual Jump Christmas Party! THE SAME GOES FOR YOU, GIN-SAN! HOW COULD YOU?!

OOOH! And Otsuu-chan's new CD gets released this week! Gin-san, I'll be camping out with her cheering section at the release party so you'll have to fend for yourselves for awhile.  I've been waiting for this for months.

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WHY IS EVERYONE CLAPPING AND SAYING CONGRATULATIONS TO ME?!

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[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth is cute.

[pattan]

WHERE IS SHE EVEN TAKING BARTENDING LESSONS TO BEGIN WITH?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

YMCA.

[pattan]

YOU'RE JUST MAKING THAT UP!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I am not.

[pattan]

Have you been listening to the Village People again, Katsura-san?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

No.

[pattan]

...

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

So what if it is on my shuffle.

[pattan]

HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SHUFFLE.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

It is a noble samurai dance.

[pattan]

I'M NOT ASKING HOW YOU SHUFFLE, I'M ASKING HOW YOU OWN ONE!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah.

Coupon.

[pattan]

YOU DON'T JUST CLIP COUPONS FOR SHUFFLES OUT OF A FLYER!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

You have to clip a lot. This is true.

[pattan]

How many did you have?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

3,000.

[pattan]

THREE THOUSAND COUPONS?!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[pattan]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SAVING FOR?!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I thought they were coupons for a free haircut and a shave.

A man always needs these things.

[pattan]

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FACIAL HAIR!

AND HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY CONFUSE THE TWO?!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Because I shave. You will understand once you hit puberty, Shinpachi-san.

Bicycling is a fun way to lose weight.

[pattan]

I ALREADY HIT PUBERTY!

CHANGING THE SUBJECT ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK MORE SUSPICIOUS!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah? That is odd, your voice is still so high...

Mmm, cookie dough.