YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

[pattan]

Gin-san?

WHY IS THERE NOTHING BUT BOXES CAKE MIX IN THE YOROZUYA?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE DAMN FOOD?!

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE CAKES. WHAT'S THE SENSE IN THAT?!

Comments

[pattan]

I CAN HARDLY AFFORD HER PHOTO BOOK AS IT IS!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Such merchandise is creepy.

[pattan]

THERE'S NOTHING CREEPY ABOUT IT!

BESIDES, I'M JUST SUPPORTING HER!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

To truly support her would be to send her the money you would pay for the photobook, and then decline buying the photobook so that others may purchase it. Thus, you increase her fanbase.

[pattan]

THEY PRINT ENOUGH PHOTOBOOKS FOR ALL OF HER FANS AND THEN SOME!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

What do you do with the photobooks.

[pattan]

I look at them.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

That is not very productive.

[pattan]

I DO IT IN MY FREE TIME!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

All of your time is free. You have never been paid.

[pattan]

DON'T REMIND ME!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

My apologies. I will keep your failure to attain livelihood and thus manhood to myself.

[pattan]

I WORK HARD! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT GIN-SAN JUST DOESN'T PAY ME!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Think of your pay as



a dust mote, floating away in the breeze.

[pattan]

YOU'RE DOING THIS TO INTENTIONALLY PISS ME OFF, AREN'T YOU.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Think of your pay as


the number of fortunes in a fortune cookie that tell a true fortune.

[pattan]

You're making less and less sense, yet still somehow managing to piss me off.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Think of your pay as


the number of times Sadaharu-san urinates outside instead of inside.

[pattan]

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[pattan]

Why do you always bring up my pay anyway?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I see promise in you.

[pattan]

What does my pay have to do with that?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah, do not mind me.

[pattan]

What did you mean, Katsura-san?

You really think I have potential?