YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

[pattan]

Gin-san?

WHY IS THERE NOTHING BUT BOXES CAKE MIX IN THE YOROZUYA?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE DAMN FOOD?!

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE CAKES. WHAT'S THE SENSE IN THAT?!

Comments

[pattan]

YES! HOW THE HELL CAN PARAKEETS EVEN COMMIT CRIMES?!

If I win, you clean the bathroom. What do you want if you win?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Doped up on enough PCP, there is little a parakeet will not do. If only Gintama were canceled! If only a better, more entertaining show were in it's place!

For you to clean the bathroom.



And give Elizabeth her bath.

[pattan]

WHO THE HELL GIVES THEIR PARAKEET ACCESS TO THOSE KINDS OF THINGS?! OUR SHOW IS FINE!

DEAL!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Hn.

I will direct you to the shop in which Elizabeth's favourite shampoo is sold.

[pattan]

That won't be necessary, I'm going to win!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

The day I clean that bathroom is the day I forget to detonate the bomb in the Vice Commander's bento box.

[pattan]

So, what are the rules?

Highest total score after four songs?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

That seems fair.

A judge would also help in areas machines cannot measure.

[pattan]

We'd need someone completely impartial.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth.

[pattan]

THAT'S NOT IMPARTIAL!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Are you calling my dear Elizabeth dishonest.

[pattan]

SHE'S FAVOR YOU! SHE TOTALLY WILL!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Do not be silly.

[pattan]

I'M NOT BEING SILLY!

I wonder if we can find Hasegawa-san and ask him.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah, he smells like homeless people.

[pattan]

That's because he pretty much is.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

He will give favour to Gintoki.

[pattan]

Otose-san?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Venerable grandmother smells of venerable grandmother.

[pattan]

She's not the one being judged, you know.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I have a sensitive nose.

[pattan]

YOUR NOSE ISN'T GOING TO BE SINGING.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

The distraction could affect my performance.

[pattan]

There has to be someone who will judge impartially...