YOUR TIME HAS COME, KATSURA-SAN

[pattan]

Mr. Miles Edgeworth!

It has come to my attention that you recently joined the many of us here at Brawl and I wish to ask you a favor!

It's well known that you are the best prosecutor there is and I seek your aid in prosecuting a known terrorist and leader of the rebel faction, Katsura Kotarou!

Not only that, but he has slandered my name at every turn!

I'll do whatever I can to pay you. and do whatever I can in order to aid in bringing him to justice!

I also know that you are a great fan of tea.  I am prepared to supply with the best tea I can afford upon request!

Comments

[pattan]

LIKE THAT!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on your happy relationship.

[pattan]

THIS ISN'T A RELATIONSHIP!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Engagement?

[pattan]

NO!

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I see.

You are on the "down low."

[pattan]

I'M NOT ON ANYTHING!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

[pattan]

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS AND HE'S JUST CONFUSED, THAT'S ALL!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

"Confused."

[pattan]

YES!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Just keep it off the air.

[pattan]

THERE'S NOTHING TO KEEP ON OR OFF THE AIR!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I am not asking; you do not need to be telling.

[pattan]

THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

"Taste good."

[pattan]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[pattan]

I'M SERIOUS!

I REALLY DON'T KNOW!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[pattan]

STOP IT!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[pattan]

STOP WITH THAT LOOK!

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WOKE UP IN BED WITH GIN-SAN!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

That never happened.

[pattan]

YES IT DID!

I WALKED IN ON YOU BOTH!