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Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-05-08 08:12 pm

YOUR TIME HAS COME, KATSURA-SAN

Mr. Miles Edgeworth!

It has come to my attention that you recently joined the many of us here at Brawl and I wish to ask you a favor!

It's well known that you are the best prosecutor there is and I seek your aid in prosecuting a known terrorist and leader of the rebel faction, Katsura Kotarou!

Not only that, but he has slandered my name at every turn!

I'll do whatever I can to pay you. and do whatever I can in order to aid in bringing him to justice!

I also know that you are a great fan of tea.  I am prepared to supply with the best tea I can afford upon request!

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[identity profile] augh-plywood.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
...I wish I could say that's the strangest thing I've seen in a case.

[identity profile] augh-plywood.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said, stranger things have happened. Now, could you please tell me about this...Amanto regime? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that group.

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[identity profile] augh-plywood.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Let me see if I got the details right: the Joui are a terrorist organization that fight against space aliens. Is that correct?

[identity profile] augh-plywood.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
People are, by definition, anthropomorphic.

[identity profile] augh-plywood.livejournal.com 2009-05-10 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
So the Amanto are, supposedly, space aliens who look like people that...look like people. Is there anything else I'm missing?