YOUR TIME HAS COME, KATSURA-SAN

[pattan]

Mr. Miles Edgeworth!

It has come to my attention that you recently joined the many of us here at Brawl and I wish to ask you a favor!

It's well known that you are the best prosecutor there is and I seek your aid in prosecuting a known terrorist and leader of the rebel faction, Katsura Kotarou!

Not only that, but he has slandered my name at every turn!

I'll do whatever I can to pay you. and do whatever I can in order to aid in bringing him to justice!

I also know that you are a great fan of tea.  I am prepared to supply with the best tea I can afford upon request!

Comments

[pattan]

You mean it isn't?

[augh-plywood.livejournal.com]

No, it isn't.

[pattan]

That really relieves me.

I was afraid you'd throw out the credibility of the case if you realized just how weird this whole thing is.

[augh-plywood.livejournal.com]

Like I said, stranger things have happened. Now, could you please tell me about this...Amanto regime? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that group.

[pattan]

Well, the Amanto are an alien race that came to our planet many years ago and attempted to take over Japan. A war followed between the Amanto and the samurai of our country, and unfortunately, the Amanto won. Now they have control of our nation and have established themselves in our government. They've banned the carrying of swords, so the most we can carry now are wooden swords. They are what the Joui fight against.

[1/2]

[augh-plywood.livejournal.com]

[2/2]

[augh-plywood.livejournal.com]

Let me see if I got the details right: the Joui are a terrorist organization that fight against space aliens. Is that correct?

Re: [2/2]

[pattan]

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They look like anthropomorphic people.

[augh-plywood.livejournal.com]

People are, by definition, anthropomorphic.

[pattan]

...


Then yes, you've got it all correct.

[augh-plywood.livejournal.com]

So the Amanto are, supposedly, space aliens who look like people that...look like people. Is there anything else I'm missing?