Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten

[pattan]

Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.

Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.

“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”

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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”

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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”

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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"

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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”

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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”

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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”

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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”

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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”

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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan.  Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom.  I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”

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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.

*sobbu*

*sobbu*

;;o;;”

I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary.  It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain.  I am just a pair of glasses.

Comments

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...Do you sometimes feel like you're the only responsible one in the whole world?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Other than Kyouya-senpai...

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...How about sane?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

...

Other than Kyouya-senpai...

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...


I suddenly feel a lot less alone.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I'm glad. No one should feel alone.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I've never met anyone in the same situation as me.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

You owe someone money too?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Well, aside from the debt on the dojo, there isn't much else. It's more like I've never met someone else who's sane and has to deal with insanity all around them.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

... I think my faith in humanity dropped a little.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Oh sweet mother in heaven.

Maybe it was a bad idea to pick up this laptop. I knew a free one was too good to be true.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I thought the exact same thing when I got mine.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Well...on the brighter side, I've always wanted a laptop.

I guess I can deal with a few more eccentric people in return.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

There's some bright spots in the mottled mass of insanity.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Yes! Now I just need to focus on them, and everything will be fine.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Right.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I really hope you can get out of debt, Fujioka-san.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm not too worried about it. I'll get out. ...Eventually. But thanks.

So, your school is having a prom?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is. Tomorrow night.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow night?

Isn't finding a date tonight... a little short notice?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...Tell me about it. I already got turned down once.


But I think...someone wants to go with me. But I'm not sure.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I thought people planned that kind of thing months in advance or something.

Do you want to go with her, too?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

It sort of...crept up on us.


I wouldn't mind. It beats staying home alone on your birthday.