This can't be happening can it?

[pattan]

Oi...

Oi...this is a joke now, right?

Right?

This isn't really happening. 

You guys...you guys aren't cats right now, right?

The director didn't get drunk again and decide to make Nekotama actually happen, did he?

I'm going to wake up and this is all going to be a nightmare.

You won't be pawing at my feet. 

Or "Nyaaaing" or "Nyoooing."

Gin-san won't look like Garfield.

Katsura-san won't be chasing a beam of light across the room.

This isn't happening.

Comments

[pattan]

And no, I'm not serving it to either of you in a champagne glass like in the commercials.

[catzura.livejournal.com]

What about on fine china.

[pattan]

IN PLASTIC BOWLS.

[catzura.livejournal.com]

No.

[pattan]

THEN STARVE. I'M NOT GIVING YOU GLASSES.

[catzura.livejournal.com]

I do not want to be a megane cat.

[pattan]

NOT THOSE KINDS OF GLASSES!

[catzura.livejournal.com]

How would they even stay on...

[pattan]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! I MEANT CHAMPAGNE GLASSES!!!

[catzura.livejournal.com]

Yes, please.

[pattan]

YOU'RE GETTING BOWLS AND YOU'RE DEALING WITH IT!

[catzura.livejournal.com]

Glass bowls?

[pattan]

THIS ISN'T A KITTY HOTEL! WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CHINA HERE!

[gintabby.livejournal.com]

I'LL SUE.

[pattan]

THEN YOU DON'T GET ANY.

[gintabby.livejournal.com]

FALSE ADVERTISING. ANIMAL ABUSE!

[catzura.livejournal.com]

PETA! PETA!

[pattan]

SHUT UP ALREADY!

[catzura.livejournal.com]

I am calling the K9 cops.

[pattan]

You realize dogs hate cats, right?

[catzura.livejournal.com]

Only evil demon-space dogs.

[pattan]

ALL DOGS.

[catzura.livejournal.com]

Do not be racist.

[pattan]

THAT'S NOT RACIST, IT'S THE TRUTH!

[pattan]

YOU'RE BOTH GETTING BOWLS OR NOTHING.