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G-GIN-SAN!! STOP THROWING THE FURNITURE AROUND SCREAMING BANKAI EVERY TEN MINUTES! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE EXCITED, OTOSE-SAN IS GOING TO COME UP HERE AND PUT A CIGARETTE OUT IN YOUR EYE IF YOU DON'T STOP!

AND STOP REFERRING TO THE YOROZUYA AS DIVISION 11 HEADQUARTERS!! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET ANY WORK LIKE THAT?!

A-Ah, as for the rest of you, I am Shimura Shinpachi of the Gintama fandom. Nice to meet you all.

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Maybe we will get lucky and he'll go into cardiac arrest.

I wouldn't be surprised. Ever since he met part of the cast of Bleach earlier, he's been going nuts.

There were KHR! characters on my journal as well.

DON'T SAY THAT SO CASUALLY, YOU BASTARD!

GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, GINTOKI, YOU DISGRACE TO SAMURAI EVERYWHERE. YOU SOUND LIKE A SWEATY OTAKU, FESTERING IN YOUR OWN FANBOY STENCH, CLUTCHING YOUR RUKIA-CHAN PLUSHIE TO YOUR MAN-BREASTS.

There's a lot of manga characters around here, Iv'e noticed.

I think I have met the entire league of nations.

Ah, I heard you got married too?

I have always been married.

You were?! Since when, Katsura-san?!

Since I picked up my sword.

You're talking about being married to Japan, aren't you.

I WILL DEFEND THE GLORY OF JAPAN UNTIL MY HANDS ARE SLICK WITH BLOOD! UNTIL THE HEAVENS FALL FROM THE SKY! UNTIL THEY FINALLY STOP RUNNING PRINCE OF TENNIS!

THERE IS NO GREATER LOVE.

Prince of Tennis ended though.

Oh.

Not that one, then.

How about when our manga ends?

Ah.

Please do not do that.

We don't have the budget for existential crisis.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE'D DISAPPEAR.

How can you be sure.

Ah, I should have done more with my life... I wanted to be on television again...

We still have our show!

...I wanted to see the world... to give Elizabeth away at her wedding... ah, I have never worn the beer-hat Sakamoto gave me for my birthday...

IT'S NOT LIKE THE LAST CHAPTER IS COMING OUT THIS WEEK.

...the sadness is overwhelming... all these regrets... I feel cold...

I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE THE BUDGET FOR THIS!