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[pattan]

G-GIN-SAN!! STOP THROWING THE FURNITURE AROUND SCREAMING BANKAI EVERY TEN MINUTES! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE EXCITED, OTOSE-SAN IS GOING TO COME UP HERE AND PUT A CIGARETTE OUT IN YOUR EYE IF YOU DON'T STOP!

AND STOP REFERRING TO THE YOROZUYA AS DIVISION 11 HEADQUARTERS!! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET ANY WORK LIKE THAT?!

A-Ah, as for the rest of you, I am Shimura Shinpachi of the Gintama fandom.  Nice to meet you all.

Comments

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

His soul may be evacuating through his bowels.

[pattan]

DON'T TELL HER THAT! YOU'LL UPSET HER!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Your dog poops too much.

The Yorozuya is a den of feces.

[pattan]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Fault will matter not when you, thinking you have found some tasty apple juice, die from the acid in Sadaharu-san's urine.

[pattan]

HE DOESN'T PISS IN CUPS AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

YET.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth and I do not have these problems.

[pattan]

That's probably because you don't have a fridge.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

IT IS BECAUSE ELIZABETH IS A LADY.

[pattan]

And because you don't have a fridge.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

A true samurai has need only for his sword and his path.

Kitchen appliances are not of consequence.

[pattan]

That surprisingly made sense, Katsura-san.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Can I use your fridge.

[pattan]

For what?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Not bombs.

[chintama.livejournal.com]

But...

But only poops and farts come out of butts!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Death is the only thing that comes out of Sadaharu-san's behind.

[chintama.livejournal.com]

POOPS AND FARTS! AND SOMETIMES PLASTIC!

[pattan]

PLASTIC?!

WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING HIM, KAGURA-CHAN?!

[chintama.livejournal.com]

I don't feed him plastic, nope. But sometimes he takes my sukonbu.