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[pattan]

G-GIN-SAN!! STOP THROWING THE FURNITURE AROUND SCREAMING BANKAI EVERY TEN MINUTES! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE EXCITED, OTOSE-SAN IS GOING TO COME UP HERE AND PUT A CIGARETTE OUT IN YOUR EYE IF YOU DON'T STOP!

AND STOP REFERRING TO THE YOROZUYA AS DIVISION 11 HEADQUARTERS!! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET ANY WORK LIKE THAT?!

A-Ah, as for the rest of you, I am Shimura Shinpachi of the Gintama fandom.  Nice to meet you all.

Comments

[pattan]

Everyone's seen Cowboy Bebop by NOW.

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In that case, use more graphic sound effects on him.

[pattan]

Then it wouldn't make an sense!

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Who would know better, Shinpachi-san?

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ANYONE WHO KNOWS THE ENDING WOULD KNOW BETTER.

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SHHANK! PEW PEW! NIMANAAAA.

SPLORT.

[pattan]

THOSE SOUND LIKE CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS. WE HAVE A HIGHER BUDGET THAN THAT.

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BURBLEURBLEURBLE.

[pattan]

WHAT KIND OF SOUND EFFECT IS THAT?!

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Spike-san is drowning in toxic chemicals.

[pattan]

THAT NEVER HAPPENED, WHAT ARE YOU, A BAD FANFICTION WRITER?!

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FW-ANGANGANGANG.

[pattan]

Spike being shot with a bow and arrow?

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Spike being stabbed to death with a pogo stick.

[pattan]

Wouldn't that be more crushed though?

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No. That would be
WHA-CHUNSKSH. WHA-CHUNSKSH. WHA-CHUNSKSH.

[pattan]

You're good at sound effects, Katsura-san.

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Oh.

Thank you.

[pattan]

It's a surprising hidden talent. Maybe that's your special ability.

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Ah, do you think so?

What is yours?

[pattan]

I don't think I have one.

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Oh.


That's very normal.

[pattan]

Maybe if I did I'd be higher in the popularity polls.

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Probably not.

[pattan]

THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!