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[pattan]

If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  You can call me megane_samurai.  The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist.  The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week.  Not that he has any room to talk, he doesn't even understand basic innuendo.  Anyway, the problem is that I've never been good with women.  They don't even notice me and I can't seem to work up the courage to ask someone out. 

So, I ask you e-samurai, is there any advice you can give me?  I've never even been on a date in my entire sixteen years, but I have to prove to this guy that I'm not just a pair of glasses, and that I'm a true man!

(OOC: HAVE AN EXPLANATION. Shinpachi thinks he posted this to one of his favorite forums, but there was a little hiccup in his system and he posted it to LJ.  HAVE FUN.)

Comments

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

2,000 dates.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

And how many of those have been with actual women?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

10 women for each date.

Fruits Punch Samurai is a ladies man.

[pattan]

WHAT WOMAN WOULD EVER AGREE TO GO ON A DATE WITH NINE OTHER WOMEN?!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Heroines of Japan.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

In your dreams, maybe.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Shut up, paahead.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

So they were all dream women, is that it?

Did they all look like Ikumatsu-san?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I SAID SHUT UP. Do not speak of Ikumatsu-san so disrespectfully. I should haxx your h@rdriv3.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

You're gonna what my what?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Haxx your h@rdriv3.

I am thinking we will get the Cowboy Bebop/cyberpunk audience if we add more computer-hacker elements into the show.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

DON'T DRIVE AWAY OUR ORIGINAL FANBASE BY CHANGING THINGS UP ON THEM ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU MORON!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

The story is getting dry and predictable. I should have blown up the terminal two arcs ago.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah.

I mean, shut up, Silver_Loser.

[pattan]

YOU ARE SO BAD AT TRYING TO MAINTAIN A FAKE IDENTITY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

At least I know the difference between the Samurai messageboard forums and Livejournal.

[pattan]

I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, I DON'T GET HOW IT GOT POSTED HERE!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

You should edit your post.

You did not mention my hair.

[pattan]

I CAN'T! IF I COULD I WOULD HAVE DELETED IT ALREADY!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

The phrase "resplendent" applies. Also, "raven" or "ebony."

[pattan]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HAIR!

GO AWAY!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I am trying to help you get more bumps.

[pattan]

I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

But you are asking for help in this post.

[pattan]

NOT YOUR HELP!