pattan: (DON'T DEFINE ME BY MY GLASSES)
Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-05-12 11:19 pm

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If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  You can call me megane_samurai.  The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist.  The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week.  Not that he has any room to talk, he doesn't even understand basic innuendo.  Anyway, the problem is that I've never been good with women.  They don't even notice me and I can't seem to work up the courage to ask someone out. 

So, I ask you e-samurai, is there any advice you can give me?  I've never even been on a date in my entire sixteen years, but I have to prove to this guy that I'm not just a pair of glasses, and that I'm a true man!

(OOC: HAVE AN EXPLANATION. Shinpachi thinks he posted this to one of his favorite forums, but there was a little hiccup in his system and he posted it to LJ.  HAVE FUN.)

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Megane_Samurai,

It is very pathetic that you are sixteen and have never had a date. O___O;;; Perhaps you should spend less time on online forums and more time lifting weights at the gym to attract girls. @___@!

Or you should just commit seppuku. ^________^

Yours,
Fruits Punch Samurai

[identity profile] cakefesta.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Megane Samurai. Tell me. What's holding you back?

[identity profile] cakefesta.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? How many dates have you had, then, Fruity Punch Samurai?

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
2,000 dates.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's not Katsura, it's Fruits Punch Samurai.

[identity profile] cakefesta.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Silver_Samurai, thanks.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
I believe you ended up posting here because you are a lonely 16 year old otaku who cannot get a date.

[identity profile] p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ve, I could help! My friend Shinpachi looks like he has the same problem!

Ve... do you share a journal with him?

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
That is a stupid handle.

[identity profile] cakefesta.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
And how many of those have been with actual women?

[identity profile] cakefesta.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
You're one to talk, Fruity Samurai.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
It is the internet. My identity is completely safe.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's not Fruity Samurai, it's Fruits Punch Samurai!

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