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[pattan]

If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  You can call me megane_samurai.  The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist.  The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week.  Not that he has any room to talk, he doesn't even understand basic innuendo.  Anyway, the problem is that I've never been good with women.  They don't even notice me and I can't seem to work up the courage to ask someone out. 

So, I ask you e-samurai, is there any advice you can give me?  I've never even been on a date in my entire sixteen years, but I have to prove to this guy that I'm not just a pair of glasses, and that I'm a true man!

(OOC: HAVE AN EXPLANATION. Shinpachi thinks he posted this to one of his favorite forums, but there was a little hiccup in his system and he posted it to LJ.  HAVE FUN.)

Comments

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Megane_Samurai,

It is very pathetic that you are sixteen and have never had a date. O___O;;; Perhaps you should spend less time on online forums and more time lifting weights at the gym to attract girls. @___@!

Or you should just commit seppuku. ^________^

Yours,
Fruits Punch Samurai

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Oh? How many dates have you had, then, Fruity Punch Samurai?

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What

[pattan]

WHAT?!

[pattan]

K-KATSURA-SAN?!?!?!

[pattan]

WHAT HAPPENED?! HOW DID I END UP POSTING HERE?!?!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Megane Samurai. Tell me. What's holding you back?

[pattan]

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G-GIN-SAN?!

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Ve, I could help! My friend Shinpachi looks like he has the same problem!

Ve... do you share a journal with him?

[pattan]

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

Uh, Shinpachi? What are you doing?

[pattan]

I DON'T KNOW, IT GOT POSTED TO MY LIVEJOURNAL INSTEAD OF THE FORUM I WANTED TO POST TO!

[tattooedloyalty.livejournal.com]

[pattan]

THIS WASN'T MEANT FOR HERE!

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Just ask someone. If they don't notice you, do something to get their attention.

[pattan]

I don't even know how to ask, let alone what to do!

I can't believe this got posted on here...

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Get contacts.

[pattan]

I can't afford contacts.

[curry-thief.livejournal.com]

It's just a bet right? Man it up and ask someone. Who knows, you might even have fun.

[pattan]

I wouldn't mind going out on a real date regardless of bet or not.

I don't even know who to ask or what to say.

[augh-plywood.livejournal.com]

Ah. Well, if it's any consolation, sixteen is relatively young. I'd say you have about another decade before you have to worry about dying alone.

[pattan]

DYING ALONE?!

[chintama.livejournal.com]

It is because Shintaro is very womanly, yup.

[pattan]

I'M NOT WOMANLY AT ALL!