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[pattan]

If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  You can call me megane_samurai.  The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist.  The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week.  Not that he has any room to talk, he doesn't even understand basic innuendo.  Anyway, the problem is that I've never been good with women.  They don't even notice me and I can't seem to work up the courage to ask someone out. 

So, I ask you e-samurai, is there any advice you can give me?  I've never even been on a date in my entire sixteen years, but I have to prove to this guy that I'm not just a pair of glasses, and that I'm a true man!

(OOC: HAVE AN EXPLANATION. Shinpachi thinks he posted this to one of his favorite forums, but there was a little hiccup in his system and he posted it to LJ.  HAVE FUN.)

Comments

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

More or less.

Shinpachi then. Hi.

[pattan]

Hi, it's really nice to meet you.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Likewise.

[pattan]

I feel kind of stupid meeting you under such embarrassing circumstances.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it. It could probably be worse.

[pattan]

You're really nice about this whole thing...

I don't see how it could be worse, but I guess you're right.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

My brother's pretty awkward with this sort of thing, too. I'm used to it.

[pattan]

You have a brother?

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Hong Kong!

[pattan]

Is he older or younger?

I have an older sister myself.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

We're twins.

[pattan]

Oh wow!

That must be nice!

My sister is kind of terrifying.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

It is~!

Sounds a bit like North and South Korea. Terrifying how?

[pattan]

She tends to get unexpectedly violent.

And she always cooks the same dish.

Which is horribly overcooked.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeah, Hong Kong isn't anything like that. I'm sorry?

[pattan]

You're really lucky.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't trade him for anything.

[pattan]

That's...really sweet.