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If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.
Oh, I should probably introduce myself. You can call me megane_samurai. The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist. The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week. Not that he has any room to talk, he doesn't even understand basic innuendo. Anyway, the problem is that I've never been good with women. They don't even notice me and I can't seem to work up the courage to ask someone out.
So, I ask you e-samurai, is there any advice you can give me? I've never even been on a date in my entire sixteen years, but I have to prove to this guy that I'm not just a pair of glasses, and that I'm a true man!
(OOC: HAVE AN EXPLANATION. Shinpachi thinks he posted this to one of his favorite forums, but there was a little hiccup in his system and he posted it to LJ. HAVE FUN.)
Oh, I should probably introduce myself. You can call me megane_samurai. The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist. The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week. Not that he has any room to talk, he doesn't even understand basic innuendo. Anyway, the problem is that I've never been good with women. They don't even notice me and I can't seem to work up the courage to ask someone out.
So, I ask you e-samurai, is there any advice you can give me? I've never even been on a date in my entire sixteen years, but I have to prove to this guy that I'm not just a pair of glasses, and that I'm a true man!
(OOC: HAVE AN EXPLANATION. Shinpachi thinks he posted this to one of his favorite forums, but there was a little hiccup in his system and he posted it to LJ. HAVE FUN.)
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Oh! Oh! I know! I'll help you instead!
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And they never even see me.
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We'll change it right away!
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How do you fix it?
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Let's go out one night! You and me! I'll teach you how to get a date!
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That's great!
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...No sprinklers.
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Do not let it happen again.
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ITALY HUG!
/KJNDSKJFNSF
HE MIGHT BE SNUGGLING
/KJNDFKJSNFKJSNFDKJDFNKJSDF
/CEASAR MILAN TSSSS AND SHOVE IN THE NECK
FFFFFFFFFFFF WATCH HIM WRITHE ON HIS BACK. LIKE AN OVERTURNED TURTLE.
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I'm not even scared of women!
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