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[pattan]

If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  You can call me megane_samurai.  The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist.  The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week.  Not that he has any room to talk, he doesn't even understand basic innuendo.  Anyway, the problem is that I've never been good with women.  They don't even notice me and I can't seem to work up the courage to ask someone out. 

So, I ask you e-samurai, is there any advice you can give me?  I've never even been on a date in my entire sixteen years, but I have to prove to this guy that I'm not just a pair of glasses, and that I'm a true man!

(OOC: HAVE AN EXPLANATION. Shinpachi thinks he posted this to one of his favorite forums, but there was a little hiccup in his system and he posted it to LJ.  HAVE FUN.)

Comments

[pattan]

I wouldn't mind going out on a real date regardless of bet or not.

I don't even know who to ask or what to say.

[curry-thief.livejournal.com]

Oh c'mon, you've gotta know someone that's nice enough.

Be natural, don't think about it. Just act.

[pattan]

Actually, I don't know anyone around here that well...

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

The idiot is right. If you think you like someone on here, even if it's just a crush or puppy love, just try asking her. The worst that can happen is that she'd say no.

[pattan]

If I asked someone I just met right off the bat, it would be really creepy.

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

Then make sure it's someone who you've spoken to before. I'm sure you've talked to some women on here, and some of them must atleast like you.

[pattan]

[curry-thief.livejournal.com]

She's got a great idea.

Ask her out.

[pattan]

W-Wait, Sodia?!

[curry-thief.livejournal.com]

She is a woman you know.

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

Shinpachi, don't take this the wrong way, but NO.

[pattan]

No, I figured as much.

I-It's fine.

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

Ordinarily I wouldn't have minded, but my heart belongs to someone else. Sorry.

[curry-thief.livejournal.com]

The romantic way to say "obsessed."

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

This coming from the man who pictures me and a certain someone in various positions.

[curry-thief.livejournal.com]

Guilty, I have hormones.

... unlike someone else.

1/3

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

...

2/3 this is her opening her mouth to say something and realising Yuri is right

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

...

done

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.

[curry-thief.livejournal.com]

On the side, I'm kinda hoping you'll fix that.

[pattan]

Oh, well that's good for you, Sodia-san.

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

But still, don't let that stop you with someone else. I'm sure there's someone you've talked to on here who's available and willing to try one date with someone new.

[pattan]

I guess I can try.

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

I HATE you.

[curry-thief.livejournal.com]

That was cold you know.