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If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself. You can call me megane_samurai. The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist. The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week. Not that he has any room to talk, he doesn't even understand basic innuendo. Anyway, the problem is that I've never been good with women. They don't even notice me and I can't seem to work up the courage to ask someone out.

So, I ask you e-samurai, is there any advice you can give me? I've never even been on a date in my entire sixteen years, but I have to prove to this guy that I'm not just a pair of glasses, and that I'm a true man!

(OOC: HAVE AN EXPLANATION. Shinpachi thinks he posted this to one of his favorite forums, but there was a little hiccup in his system and he posted it to LJ. HAVE FUN.)

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It's not Fruit Cup Samurai, it's Fruits Punch Samurai.

Silver_Samurai makes you sound like a very old paedophile.

How ironic, Fruity Samurai makes you sound like a very effeminate cross-dresser.

No one ever crossdressed.

Nothing happened.

Nothing at all. Nothing having to do with a fruity samurai.

Neither of you are fooling anyone.

Nothing to do with perm-headed idiots who were clearly assaulting other people.

EXCUSE ME?! If anyone was being assaulted, it was me!

I thought you said nothing happened.

Theoretically.

So, theoretically, nothing happened?

That means that something did happen.

WHAT IS IT WITH PUNK TEENAGERS THESE DAYS QUESTIONING THEIR ELDERS? IS THAT THE FAD NOW?

I'm just pointing out that you're doing a terrible job of covering this up.

Obviously you do not know how to read. I had no idea you just bought Jump for the pretty pictures.

Assaulter.

I had no idea your morning breath was capable of curling the pages of Jump into an unreadable mess.

Not that I'd know. Since nothing happened.

Nothing at all happened that either of us would regret for their entire life. I certainly did not have my first kiss completely wasted on a ridiculous moron who tasted like pretzels.

Do you even know that the whole world can read this?

Of course not. And I didn't waste mine on a gloomy asshole wearing lip gloss and smelling like gardenia.

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Katsura-san was your first kiss?!

-Ah?

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