pattan: (DON'T DEFINE ME BY MY GLASSES)
Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-05-12 11:19 pm

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If there is anyone out there who can help me with a certain problem, I would really appreciate it.

Oh, I should probably introduce myself.  You can call me megane_samurai.  The problem I'm having is that I got roped into a bet by a crazy nationalist.  The bet is that I have to ask a girl out on a date by the beginning of next week.  Not that he has any room to talk, he doesn't even understand basic innuendo.  Anyway, the problem is that I've never been good with women.  They don't even notice me and I can't seem to work up the courage to ask someone out. 

So, I ask you e-samurai, is there any advice you can give me?  I've never even been on a date in my entire sixteen years, but I have to prove to this guy that I'm not just a pair of glasses, and that I'm a true man!

(OOC: HAVE AN EXPLANATION. Shinpachi thinks he posted this to one of his favorite forums, but there was a little hiccup in his system and he posted it to LJ.  HAVE FUN.)

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
I believe you ended up posting here because you are a lonely 16 year old otaku who cannot get a date.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
It is obvious that you have made a lot of mistakes in your life.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
I am just a humble e-samurai.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
You cannot see straight because you are near-sighted, Megane_Samurai.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Teen angst is not attractive to women.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
"LEAVE ME ALONE.

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.

I ENJOY SAD MUSIC."

That is you, Megane_Samurai.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Can you pick up my drycleaning.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
I am tired.

My ankle is still broken.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Here is the address. There should be two womens' kimono, a koi fish costume, and a pencil sharpener costume.

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