pattan: (JUST SHUT UP ALREADY)
Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-05-21 01:50 am

HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Taboo.

I'm not being pessimistic, I'm being realistic. It must be dangerous for someone that size.

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I AM ABOUT THIS CLOSE TO TRANSMUTING YOU INTO GROUND BEEF!!

EVEN IF THEY'RE CAREFUL, UNPREDICTABLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN!!

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL THIS DISASTER IS OVER.

HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR BEING TWO INCHES TALL!?

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to flatten you.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, but when's the last time you were two inches tall!?

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's exactly what they want you to think.