HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

[pattan]

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

Comments

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Why are you complaining, some people have it a lot rougher than you.

[pattan]

Because this is ridiculous! WHY WOULD A DISASTER SEND ME SOMEPLACE ELSE JUST SO I CAN CLEAN.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

HOW SHOULD I KNOW!? DISASTERS ARE UNPREDICTABLE! At least you didn't end up two inches tall like some other people did!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

You should tell whoever is getting in the way that it is posing a problem.

[pattan]

YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING IN THE WAY!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! I am helping!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I did not know you and Shinpachi-san were going on a holiday together.

[pattan]

THIS ISN'T A HOLIDAY!

WHY WOULD I GO ON A VACATION AND DO EXACTLY WHAT I DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA?!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

That is because it was not planned.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Did you clean the old man's toilet.

[pattan]

I'm not answering that.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Why would you clean another man's toilet before your own.

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[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

You really must teach me that language one day, Italy.

[pattan]

It's not a language. It's called keysmashing.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

[pattan]

What's wrong, Feliciano?

He totally tried to private this comment... but failed miserably. orz

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Be careful, Shinpachi!!! It's Russia! It's Russia!!!

[funsai.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean in Russia?

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

There's a fandom in which different countries are anthropomorphically represented by people, so when he says "with Russia", he means "The anthropomorphic representation of Russia".

[pattan]

No, I mean Russia.

He's a person.

[augh-plywood.livejournal.com]

At least you have a place to stay. Don't act so ungrateful.

[pattan]

It's not so much that I'm ungrateful, it's the fact that it's hard to get any work done when Russia keeps LITERALLY creeping up behind me and SCARING ME TO WITHIN AN INCH OF MY LIFE!

[currythiefkilla.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean. Nothing's changed for me much either. I'm still a knight here, there's just less monsters.

[pattan]

Really?

This is kind of a weird disaster.