HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

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THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

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OH GOD

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W-What happens when he gets angry?

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Bad things!

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What kind of bad things?

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F-Feliciano?!

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Germany bit me!!!

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F-FORGET ABOUT THE STUPID HORSE FOR A SECOND!

TELL ME WHAT KIND OF BAD THINGS!

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Ve, I think he broke the skin!!!

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IT'LL BE FINE!

JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU MEANT, DAMMIT!

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My pasta's ready!

I'll be back soon, okay, Shinpachi?

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NO!

NO!

DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM LIKE THIS!

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It's okay, Shinpachi!

He said he'll take care of you!

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"T-TAKE CARE OF ME?!"

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Yep!

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THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING!

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Ve, Russia's really strong, Shinpachi! It's okay!

Just don't make him angry.

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YOU TOLD ME THAT! WHAT BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN HE GETS ANGRY?!

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Ve, I heard he shoots lasers out of his eyes!

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I think!

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Feliciano...

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Shinpachi!

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YOU GOT ME WORKED UP OVER NOTHING!

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It's serious!!!

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It's not that bad.