pattan: (JUST SHUT UP ALREADY)
Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-05-21 01:50 am
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HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

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[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you complaining, some people have it a lot rougher than you.
pattan: (I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS FOR HOW STUPID Y)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Because this is ridiculous! WHY WOULD A DISASTER SEND ME SOMEPLACE ELSE JUST SO I CAN CLEAN.

[identity profile] exportsdespair.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
You should tell whoever is getting in the way that it is posing a problem.
pattan: (I FEEL AN ULCER COMING ON)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING IN THE WAY!

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
HOW SHOULD I KNOW!? DISASTERS ARE UNPREDICTABLE! At least you didn't end up two inches tall like some other people did!
pattan: (huh?)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of people ended up tiny from what I'm reading. But is that really a bad thing?

[identity profile] exportsdespair.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Nonsense! I am helping!

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Did you clean the old man's toilet.

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Don't say 'tiny'.

And it could potentially be a bad thing. What if they get stepped on or mauled by a dog or something?
pattan: (Why do I work here again?)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? That's what they are.

Well, I guess in that case it would be, but no one seems to be upset.
pattan: (GOMU GOMU NO NERD RAGE)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU HELPING BY SCARING THE LIFE OUT OF ME?!
pattan: (really now)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not answering that.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, like you?

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you clean another man's toilet before your own.

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
That word is taboo.

Yet, that's because they haven't been trampled or mauled yet!

[identity profile] exportsdespair.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
If I scared the life out of you, would you not be dead?
pattan: (JUST SHUT UP ALREADY)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I can say whatever I want!

Don't be such a pessimist!

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
WHO THE HELL IS A TINY, INSIGNIFICANT SPECK!?
pattan: (WAT)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I MEANT METAPHORICALLY!

JUST DON'T HOVER AROUND ME! YOU CAN CLEAN OVER THERE!
pattan: (WAT)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I DIDN'T SAY I DID!

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
I did not know you and Shinpachi-san were going on a holiday together.

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Taboo.

I'm not being pessimistic, I'm being realistic. It must be dangerous for someone that size.
pattan: (I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS FOR HOW STUPID Y)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
THIS ISN'T A HOLIDAY!

WHY WOULD I GO ON A VACATION AND DO EXACTLY WHAT I DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA?!

[identity profile] exportsdespair.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
What reason would I have to hover?
pattan: (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
TINY!

TINYTINYTINYTINY!

Not if they're careful!
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