HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

[pattan]

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

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[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

What reason would I have to hover?

[pattan]

I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU'RE DOING IT!

I CAN'T CLEAN WITH YOU WATCHING ME SO CLOSELY!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

I am making sure you do not miss a spot.

[pattan]

I WON'T MISS A SPOT! HOW CAN YOU EVEN TELL ANYWAY?! EVERYTHING LOOKS THE SAME!

AND DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CLOSE TO LOOK?!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

But you cannot know that for certain.

Да. It is to take in as much detail as possible.

[pattan]

FINE THEN.

YOU EXAMINE THIS WALL, AND I'LL GO CLEAN ACROSS THE ROOM!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

I am sure you will do a good job.

[pattan]

You know, you're not so bad when you're not breathing on the back of my neck.

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Ah. I will try not to breathe on your neck then.

[pattan]

Just don't stand so close, Russia-san.


Or creep up silently behind me.

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

But silence is efficient, no?

[pattan]

You can make SOME noise.

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

I could.

[pattan]

So maybe you should

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

But that might not be as fun.

[pattan]

You think being sneaky is fun?

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

It can be.

[pattan]

Well, I guess in some instances.

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

It works best when no one expects it.

[pattan]

LIKE WHAT YOU JUST DID TO ME?!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

I do not know what you are talking about.

[pattan]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

YOU HID A MESSAGE IN YOUR KEYSMASH!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

I would not need a keysmash to pass on a message.

[pattan]

IT CLEARLY SAID "I'M BEHIND YOU!"

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Do not be silly. I merely smashed my hands on the keyboard.