HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

[pattan]

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

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[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

I could.

[pattan]

So maybe you should

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

But that might not be as fun.

[pattan]

You think being sneaky is fun?

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

It can be.

[pattan]

Well, I guess in some instances.

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

It works best when no one expects it.

[pattan]

LIKE WHAT YOU JUST DID TO ME?!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

I do not know what you are talking about.

[pattan]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

YOU HID A MESSAGE IN YOUR KEYSMASH!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

I would not need a keysmash to pass on a message.

[pattan]

IT CLEARLY SAID "I'M BEHIND YOU!"

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Do not be silly. I merely smashed my hands on the keyboard.

[pattan]

SMASHING YOUR HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD DOESN'T PRODUCE SUCH ACCURATE WORDS!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it was luck.

[pattan]

THAT'S AN INSANE AMOUNT OF LUCK!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Ah. Perhaps.