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Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-05-21 01:50 am
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HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

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[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you complaining, some people have it a lot rougher than you.
pattan: (I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS FOR HOW STUPID Y)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Because this is ridiculous! WHY WOULD A DISASTER SEND ME SOMEPLACE ELSE JUST SO I CAN CLEAN.

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
HOW SHOULD I KNOW!? DISASTERS ARE UNPREDICTABLE! At least you didn't end up two inches tall like some other people did!
pattan: (huh?)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of people ended up tiny from what I'm reading. But is that really a bad thing?

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Don't say 'tiny'.

And it could potentially be a bad thing. What if they get stepped on or mauled by a dog or something?
pattan: (Why do I work here again?)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? That's what they are.

Well, I guess in that case it would be, but no one seems to be upset.

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
That word is taboo.

Yet, that's because they haven't been trampled or mauled yet!
pattan: (JUST SHUT UP ALREADY)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I can say whatever I want!

Don't be such a pessimist!

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Taboo.

I'm not being pessimistic, I'm being realistic. It must be dangerous for someone that size.
pattan: (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
TINY!

TINYTINYTINYTINY!

Not if they're careful!

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I AM ABOUT THIS CLOSE TO TRANSMUTING YOU INTO GROUND BEEF!!

EVEN IF THEY'RE CAREFUL, UNPREDICTABLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN!!
pattan: (really now)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
You can't even reach me.

Then they should prepare for the worst!

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL THIS DISASTER IS OVER.

HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR BEING TWO INCHES TALL!?
pattan: (Why do I work here again?)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
What will that matter?

You should always be prepared for worst case scenarios!

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to flatten you.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, but when's the last time you were two inches tall!?
pattan: (sigh)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That's one of the few things that hasn't happened to me yet.
pattan: (It somehow feels like home)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I have anything to worry about.

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's exactly what they want you to think.

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
WHO THE HELL IS A TINY, INSIGNIFICANT SPECK!?

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
OH THAT'S IT. I WILL CUT YOU SO BAD, YOU'LL WISH I HADN'T CUT YOU SO BAD.

[identity profile] itsnotzura.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. That is usually one's reaction to being cut, little man.

[identity profile] upyourscolonel.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Generally, yes. STOP CALLING ME SMALL!!
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