HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

[pattan]

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

Comments

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

OH THAT'S IT. I WILL CUT YOU SO BAD, YOU'LL WISH I HADN'T CUT YOU SO BAD.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Hm. That is usually one's reaction to being cut, little man.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Generally, yes. STOP CALLING ME SMALL!!