HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

[pattan]

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

Comments

[pattan]

Because this is ridiculous! WHY WOULD A DISASTER SEND ME SOMEPLACE ELSE JUST SO I CAN CLEAN.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

HOW SHOULD I KNOW!? DISASTERS ARE UNPREDICTABLE! At least you didn't end up two inches tall like some other people did!

[pattan]

A lot of people ended up tiny from what I'm reading. But is that really a bad thing?

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Don't say 'tiny'.

And it could potentially be a bad thing. What if they get stepped on or mauled by a dog or something?

[pattan]

Why not? That's what they are.

Well, I guess in that case it would be, but no one seems to be upset.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

That word is taboo.

Yet, that's because they haven't been trampled or mauled yet!

[pattan]

I can say whatever I want!

Don't be such a pessimist!

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Taboo.

I'm not being pessimistic, I'm being realistic. It must be dangerous for someone that size.

[pattan]

TINY!

TINYTINYTINYTINY!

Not if they're careful!

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

I AM ABOUT THIS CLOSE TO TRANSMUTING YOU INTO GROUND BEEF!!

EVEN IF THEY'RE CAREFUL, UNPREDICTABLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN!!

[pattan]

You can't even reach me.

Then they should prepare for the worst!

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL THIS DISASTER IS OVER.

HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR BEING TWO INCHES TALL!?

[pattan]

What will that matter?

You should always be prepared for worst case scenarios!

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

I'm going to flatten you.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, but when's the last time you were two inches tall!?

[pattan]

That's one of the few things that hasn't happened to me yet.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Well, don't jinx it.

[pattan]

I don't think I have anything to worry about.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what they want you to think.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Ah, like you?

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

WHO THE HELL IS A TINY, INSIGNIFICANT SPECK!?

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

You.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

OH THAT'S IT. I WILL CUT YOU SO BAD, YOU'LL WISH I HADN'T CUT YOU SO BAD.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Hm. That is usually one's reaction to being cut, little man.

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

Generally, yes. STOP CALLING ME SMALL!!