pattan: (JUST SHUT UP ALREADY)
Shimura Shinpachi ([personal profile] pattan) wrote2009-05-21 01:50 am
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HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

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pattan: (I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS FOR HOW STUPID Y)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
How...HOW WOULD KEYSMASHING BE A LANGUAGE?!

IT'S JUST NONSENSICAL SMASHING OF KEYS!

[identity profile] exportsdespair.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Italy is quite fluent in it.
pattan: (WAT)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE FLUENT ABOUT!

JUST SMASH YOUR HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD!

[identity profile] exportsdespair.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
If I did that, I might break my keyboard.
pattan: (No money agaaaaaain?)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Don't use a lot of force!

[identity profile] exportsdespair.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but you have said to smash my hands on the keyboard.
pattan: (sigh)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
You don't actually SMASH them, you just hit random keys.
pattan: (Ah)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's right just li-
pattan: (You're kidding)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, does that say-
pattan: (WHAAAA?)

/DIVE FOR COVER

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
pattan: (WAAAARRRGGHARBLE)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
HERPES ME! HERPES ME PLEASE!
pattan: (WAAAARRRGGHARBLE)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T DO THAT!
pattan: (WHAAAA?)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
SNEAK UP BEHIND ME AND HIDE MESSAGES IN YOUR KEYSMASHES!

[identity profile] exportsdespair.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I hide a message in a keysmash?
pattan: (YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD)

[personal profile] pattan 2009-05-21 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE SMILING LIKE YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!

[identity profile] exportsdespair.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What reason would I have to do such a thing?

[identity profile] exportsdespair.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You forgot the words.
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