HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

[pattan]

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

Comments

[pattan]

A LIE! ALIE!

I'VE NEVER HEARD SUCH AN OBVIOUS LIE!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

M-my heart... it aches with loss anew!... oh, cruel and unjust world...

[pattan]

STOP ACTING!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Everything is meaningless... soba is meaningless... Mario Kart is meaningless...

[pattan]

YOUR ACT IS MEANINGLESS!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

I have nothing left but the coldness of the grave.

[pattan]

GIVE IT UP, I ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE LYING!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

Remember my time on earth fondly, Shinpachi-san.

[pattan]

You're not going to die any time soon.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

*death rattle*

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

It's true, Shinpachi

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

[pattan]

HE COMPLETELY GAVE HIMSELF AWAY!

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

Now now, Shinpachi. Surely you're not implying that someone who calls me his best friend is lying?

[pattan]

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There's a scheme isn't there.

[pattan]

Either that or you're trying to get on his good side so he'll buy you sweets.

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP AND DIE, YOU STUPID PAAHEADED ASS.

[pattan]

YOU JUST BLEW YOUR OWN COVER!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

This is a separate matter.

[pattan]

HOW THE HELL IS IT A SEPARATE MATTER?!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

My grief at Elizabeth's abandonment and my anger at Gintoki are two diverse beings.

[pattan]

HE JUST ADMITTED TO COVERING FOR YOU!

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Shinpachi! Shinpachi!

Is that how they always act? Ve... it's hard to tell they're best friends sometimes.

[cakefesta.livejournal.com]

AND AFTER I TRIED TO COVER FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING!

[itsnotzura.livejournal.com]

YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, YOU BASTARD.

I am taking back the chocolate pretzels.