HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

[pattan]

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

Comments

[funsai.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean in Russia?

[upyourscolonel.livejournal.com]

There's a fandom in which different countries are anthropomorphically represented by people, so when he says "with Russia", he means "The anthropomorphic representation of Russia".

[pattan]

No, I mean Russia.

He's a person.

[funsai.livejournal.com]

...The personification of Russia?

[pattan]

You can speak to him.

But he's creepy.