HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER?!

[pattan]

THE ONLY WAY THIS IS A DISASTER IS THE FACT THAT I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO BACK AT THE YOROZUYA ANYWAY!

I've been trapped in some meadow since Monday with Russia.  Luckily, there was a cabin nearby and the old man and his grandson let us stay.  This is, he let us stay in exchange for helping around the home. 

Which wouldn't be a problem if SOMEONE didn't keep getting in the way!

I EXPECT THE NEXT TIME I GET HIT WITH A STUPID DISASTER, SOMETHING ELSE COULD HAPPEN OTHER THAN JUST RELOCATING ME TO ANOTHER SPOT JUST TO CONTINUE MY JOB!

Comments

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

You really must teach me that language one day, Italy.

[pattan]

It's not a language. It's called keysmashing.

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Yes, I believe that is the name of this language.

[pattan]

How...HOW WOULD KEYSMASHING BE A LANGUAGE?!

IT'S JUST NONSENSICAL SMASHING OF KEYS!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Italy is quite fluent in it.

[pattan]

THERE'S NOTHING TO BE FLUENT ABOUT!

JUST SMASH YOUR HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

If I did that, I might break my keyboard.

[pattan]

Don't use a lot of force!

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you have said to smash my hands on the keyboard.

[pattan]

You don't actually SMASH them, you just hit random keys.

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

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[pattan]

That's right just li-

[pattan]

Wait, does that say-

/DIVE FOR COVER

[pattan]

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pattan]

HERPES ME! HERPES ME PLEASE!

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[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Hello, Italy.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Hello, Russia.

Ve, take care of Shinpachi? Please?

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

He is taking care of himself quite well.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Good! I'm glad!

Ve, are you all right, too?

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

I am. I thank you for your concern.

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

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W-What just happened to Shinpachi? dsfkKSdf

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

Ah? What are you talking about?

[p-p-p-pasta.livejournal.com]

Didn't he scream? Ve.

[exportsdespair.livejournal.com]

I think he might have seen a mouse. Or perhaps a large spider.