Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten

[pattan]

Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.

Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.

“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”

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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”

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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”

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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"

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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”

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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”

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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”

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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”

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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”

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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan.  Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom.  I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”

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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.

*sobbu*

*sobbu*

;;o;;”

I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary.  It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain.  I am just a pair of glasses.

Comments

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

W-WHAT?! IT'S NOT TRUE! I DIDN'T WRITE THIS!

I-I DIDN'T TAIWAN-SENPAI!

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Well it's automatic reaction to assume something written in a journal was written by the owner of said journal.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

K-Katsura-senpai hacked my journal and wrote this!

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Why would he do that?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Judging by the title, probably because I tossed his stuffed fox out of our first floor window. Because he burned all of my things.

I guess posting my real life journal entries is his revenge.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Seems a little harsh just for dropping a stuffed animal.


...so wait, then these are actually your journal entries?

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

I did not burn his things, he misplaced them and is blaming me.

Yes.

Hello, Taiwan-chan.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

YES YOU DID!

AND NO THEY AREN'T!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

No I didn't.

Yes they are.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

YES YOU DID!

AND NO THEY AREN'T! I KNOW WHAT I WROTE IN MY OWN JOURNAL! WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE MY JOURNAL?!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

Who hides their diary under their futon? That is so childish. As if I would not look there.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO PLACE ELSE TO HIDE IT!

AND IT'S A JOURNAL! IT'S AN OTSUU-CHAN OFFICIAL JOURNAL!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

It is the most obnoxious diary I have ever seen. And heard. Does it just keep looping that awful, vulgar song?

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Word down the grapevine says you did burn them~.

Hi Katsura.

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

I did not. On my Razzle Dazzle Daze conditioner.

I hope I did not keep you too late.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that's pretty good conditioner actually.

Nope, not at all! I'm a bit of a night owl anyway~.

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

It's my second favourite.

Ah, me too. You're a very good tutor. I had fun.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

What's your favorite then?

Haha, thanks! I try my best! And I had fun too~. Makes learning easier I think.

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

Gardenia Garden Blend.

Are you going to prom, Taiwan-chan?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Katsura-senpai either has no concept of distance or no concept of reality.


NO! NO! HE INTERPRETED THEM INTO HIS OWN WORDS!

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

He's a little off sometimes I guess.


Interpreted means there's at least some basis in fact.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

More than sometimes.

Um. Well...there are a couple of things that are slightly true but complete exaggerated.

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

He's harmless though~! At least to me it seems that way.


Like what.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I guess he just doesn't like me.


U-Um. W-Well.


The stalker part was a complete exaggeration! I'm not like that!

[yuhina.livejournal.com]

Huh.


Well I guess you never really struck me as the stalker type anyway.